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Here it comes again! Ralph Burns' deep voice sounded like rolling thunder in the idyllic little mansion in Kensington. A red-headed housemaid looking through the halfway-open door carefully asks "What does the master wish?""Get out!" said the aging invalid at the other end of the room. "Find my wife! And make it quick!"
The red-head quickly hurried out of the room because, after all, she wanted to keep her job.Half a minute later, a young woman entered the nice office. If one gave her face and head a closer look, one would probably notice that she wasn't as young as she appeared. The year
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A few days later there was a knock on Marco and Paavo's door early on Saturday morning, Paavo got up off the chair in the kitchen with his mouth full if jammy porridge and trying to chew the spongy oats and swallow before answering the door.
He walked out of the kitchen and through the sitting room and up to the front door and opened it. And to his surprise Janne was at the door. "Oh hi Janne what can I do for you?" Asked Paavo, surprised to see him at the door. "I'm so sorry to disturb you two at this time but is Marco there?" Janne Asked. "Not to worry it's ok! And yeah he's here I'll get him" Beamed Paavo. "No
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hi..thanks for d fav..
anytime
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Lilgreenfox: Thanks for teh faves ace x3
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"Oh nothing sir! We’re just counting the palm trees on the beach! Oh look there are seven now we are going to count grains of sand!" ~Link [link]
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"Oh nothing sir! We’re just counting the palm trees on the beach! Oh look there are seven now we are going to count grains of sand!" ~Link [link]
you're welcome!
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I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
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Lilgreenfox: 
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"Oh nothing sir! We’re just counting the palm trees on the beach! Oh look there are seven now we are going to count grains of sand!" ~Link [link]
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"Oh nothing sir! We’re just counting the palm trees on the beach! Oh look there are seven now we are going to count grains of sand!" ~Link [link]
AWH THANKS FOR THE FAVES 
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A broken clock is right twice a day...
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A broken clock is right twice a day...
anytime, thanks for the watch
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I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
I should have been watching you before I like to keep in contact with good friends
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A broken clock is right twice a day...
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A broken clock is right twice a day...
i was surprised you wasnt allready watching
its allright
yay!
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its allright
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A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
thanks for the fav :3~~!
thankyou for dropping by and watching!
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A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
^w^ imma stalk you from now on (?) xD
oh, my!
yay, i say
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yay, i say
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I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
Thanks for the fave! ;D
anytime
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I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
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Thanks for the fav. 
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anytime
Bailey's
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Bailey's
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hehe
forever Baileys
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forever Baileys
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(:
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Hello Roony! ^^
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I am 1 of 98% of Cars fans who believe that cars can have sex and/or slashes the characters. If you are accepting of others rights to believe in that, copy/paste this into your signature
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I am 1 of 98% of Cars fans who believe that cars can have sex and/or slashes the characters. If you are accepting of others rights to believe in that, copy/paste this into your signature
hi, Danni
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How are you today? It's nice to hear from you again
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im allright, nothing special today
and you?
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and you?
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i was bit by a rabid Riesen-schnauzer
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
huh huh huh... the pinup i drew a while back
allso some posters and shelves with stuff on it...
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
i talk in my sleep... alot...
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
mostly everything, but i cant take this new music, you know, lady gaga, rhiana and those...
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
midnight prescise between 10 and 11 sept.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
i wanna move to canada, or own a Learjet or large yatch, and fly/sail to canada
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Amanda
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
i apreciate very much my pc, as its the only thing between me and you guys!
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6'3" hah!
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
nope
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
nah, though i dont really like the thought of walking through the streets of an abandoned town, with blood on every other house, and completly dark... that can be a little alarming..
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
been years... dont remember...
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Losing someone else I love to suicide...(ditto, Amy...)
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
whatever she wants
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
in a Fancy resturant...
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
BATTERYYY!!!!!!!!! energy drinl
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
bacon, ham, and cheddar.. none of that green stuff, plz
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
*gets mind of dirty thoughts* mmm.. choclate
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Red!
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I have eaten Carps, but no goldfishes
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
i havent recieved it yet...
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
ofcourse!
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
in both thubms...
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Fox-Streetwear
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
5
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
goes both ways...
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"vekk meg, Forløs meg og Løft meg opp,
fra ånd, fra jord, fra sjel og kropp"
eng: "Wake me, Release me, and lift me up, from spirit, earth, soul and body"
~Esben Hartberg
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Orillia, Ontario - Canada
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
not even In the US!!
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Love..
and i think i have a phobia for social situations...
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
yes
Norwegian celebrities, every one
yesterday i ren into norways funniest clown, Per Inge...
we talked a little, then i had to catch a bus
37. FIRST JOB?
paperboy, but now im working on *proud* norway's largest Kennel
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No...
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
yea, atleast me
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Reading Amy's version of it
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
yea, in my left arm
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my kindness, i guess... the fact that i have been so supportive and friendly around here
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
no, never felt the need for them
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i want a Learjet...
and a yatch.. and when i cant get thet, i want a Czechoslovakian Wolfdog.. and since norway's the only country in the world they're illegal in.. i want a SaarloosWolfHond
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
three, havent decided that yet
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
yes, the other guy that is called Rune Jåsund
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
very much body hair... i dont like that on boys or girls...
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
the fact that i havent been there yet
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
whatever is at hand, i dont care
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
i preffer pc writing
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Spiced ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
short memmory span is more of a handicap, since it comes from an injury.. but i allways listen to music... allways... and i crack my knucles when im boored
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Nooo, if some of my friends has something that i want, i simply mooch off'a them
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
oh, yea
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
they cant winn in an argument against me anyways... i just construct a second truth, that cannot be argued
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
30 pecent looks, 70 percent personality...
you dont need good looks when you have a good personality...
you just happened to have both at 100
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
i dont get angry
and when i do (paradoxal, its usally on the dogs at work... and then i yell at them, till i see the tail is between their legs..
simple, really
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
i'd gain, cos if i lost 58 pounds, i'd weigh 80-90
thats really to little for a tall person like me
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
toy cars, and Lego's
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I have the potensial to create an infinite amount of numbers on the thing... i just dont wanna
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
barney who?
63. Do you use sarcasm?
all the time!
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Macaroni and Cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
as long as they love me
and is nice to me
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Rooney
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Gravity controll... that could make me super strong and give me the abillity to fly (witch would be falling sideways, but still
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
The Big Bang Theory.. i had a thing for The Boondocks, but they took that off...
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
break their bones... and stuff..
i dont have any enemies, though... but dont take my kindness for a weakness
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla, and strawberries
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yup!!
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
yea
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Talking to Amanda, after i return from the leader-meeting at the scouts
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
In CANADA!!
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
that'd be fun, i'd check any journal with theese in it
count that as a tag... to all of my good people
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Bare Meg - Klovner i Kamp (only me - Clowns in Battle (Norwegian G-Funk))
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
still drinking URGE!
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
mom...
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
awwww... she's cuute! (that goes for you, sweetie)
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Facebook!
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
the fact that i dont have canadian citizenship.. or any large form for transport... im gonna jack a cruiseship sometime
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Winter.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
chocklate!
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
yea, i have a couple
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Blonde-Brown-mix, with a tad of Brass and stuff
86. EYE COLOR?
Sky blue
87. SHOE SIZE?
12 - 12 1/2
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
MC burger king
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Dolly Dimples pizza resturant
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
yumyum
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
not yet
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
christmas and my birthday... allso 17.th may, and new year's eve
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
i once playet the sax, but not any longer
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Hirearchist...
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
hugs, but i would love kisses
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
a slice of pizza from the IKEA resturant
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
wife?
pro'lly not, but if the economy was secure, i wouldnt mind staying home with te kids
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Tolkien's Sillmarillion
Random Fact #100
I like Collars
feel free to point out the conection between that and my job, but i swear, i dont work there for that reason